screamdirwescraven:

i could write essays about andy samberg’s influence on incomprehensible millennial humor but the gist of it is that every snl/the lonely island bit he’s ever done (specifically the mm watcha say sketch but i could point to others) laid the groundwork for all the nonsense jokes we make today and we should be thanking him

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timemachineyeah:
“ brianna-sama:
“ wonderytho:
“me🌶️irl
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That says salsa….
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reblog Salsa Test to get a good score on your next exam
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timemachineyeah:

brianna-sama:

wonderytho:

me🌶️irl

That says salsa….

reblog Salsa Test to get a good score on your next exam

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newromaantics:

calliopinot:

newromaantics:

sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are some that will make you happy

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thanks. Have a great day

Hey op this had a tremendous positive effect on my anxiety are there more?

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here u go

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h0odrich:

I love seeing people carrying flowers bc they look so happy and u kno they’re gonna make someone else mad happy

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cityelf:
“lesmiserablesproject:
“cityelf:
“I am fully willing for this to become my legacy
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OH MY GOD.
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cityelf:

lesmiserablesproject:

cityelf:

I am fully willing for this to become my legacy

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OH MY GOD.


catcoffemug:

maddierph:

maddierph:

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French tuck on point



most4rdently:

One of the handsomest woman of my acquaintance.

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flootzavut:

foxyshadow:

danipup:

definingthedarkness:

glisteningsoftly:

invertedgender:

Men are using a powerful hashtag to fight back against emotional abuse

According to NCADV, 4 in 10 people have experienced some kind of coercive control from an intimate partner. Sadly, #MaybeSheDoesntHitYou is raising much-needed awareness for a widespread problem.

This is disgusting. It really is. I hope that people gain awareness of this issue and their own situation and I really hope that we all find better.

I appreciate the hell out of the women reblogging this. As a survivor of such emotional abuse, I know it’s vital for men to step forward and talk about their experiences. The old “man up” narrative needs to die. 

^^^

Absolutely right. Abuse is abuse, no matter the gender

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technicoloursunsetsky:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was joining random dating sites and i came across one called “Top Tier” which was apparently only for very rich people with high IQs. Only, there was no vetting process so i figured it was just for pompous assholes who thought they were top tier.

I signed up to see what it was like. The color scheme of the site was yellow on black. You had to select one of three options indicating if you were single or not. I don’t remember what the first two were, but the third one was, “you can go to hell,” which meant that for whichever reason, you weren’t interested in anyone. If you chose this option you couldn’t even search the site, so I backed up and chose a different option.

I found Uma Thurman on the site and jokingly sent her a date request, but she actually accepted and now I had a date with her set for tomorrow evening. I was in a panic because I didn’t want to date Uma Thurman. In the dream, she was known for being mean. I was still stressing about how I was gonna break this date, when I woke up.

again, I really need to read the usernames on this fucking site

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